I've had a football in my hands since I was just a little boy. I may not have been Joe Montana, but I also didn't have any Jerry Rice's to throw to either. I'm a humble guy with a little Kanye thrown in. Someday I hope to become a grown up. In fact, as an adult, I imagine that I would no longer be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. I'm the guy who takes 1 minute and 28 seconds of his 1:30 draft pick time. What else should you know about me? Well, if we are what we eat, then I just ate a sexy beast for breakfast...