There's little worse in fantasy football than knowing you've lost the weekly matchup by Thursday night. If, like me, you're playing against Peyton Manning this week, you watched in frustrating amazement as the future Hall-of-Famer tossed 7 touchdowns (four to guys named Thomas) in the 2013 opening game against the Ravens. 462 yards and 7 touchdowns is beyond amazing and will likely mean a loss for that week. Very little can cheer you up until next week, but we can look to our friends at the Onion to help ease our suffering with the first two installments of Tough Season.